31.05.2017, 18:57
Richtige Männer betreiben Kraftsport und tragen nicht mal dabei Handschuhe!
Zum Thema Handschuhe im Kraftraum ein kleiner Auszug aus '9 Ways to Embarrass Yourself at the Gym':
"Wear Gloves
I had a High School football coach who used to tear off the pad people put on the bar for squats and yell, “We don’t use tampons!” I can’t imagine what he would do to the Gloves Guys. Maybe he’d rip the gloves off of their hands, or perhaps he’d just rip the hands off of their wrists entirely. Or maybe he wouldn’t do any of those things because he’s in jail now for hitting a student who said he had asthma. But, Coach Myers was always right (asthma is a fake disease, like periods).
Are you a hand model? Or is it that you believe gloves give you enough grip to hold heavy weights? That speaks to a much larger problem with people at the gym: if you need gloves, a weight belt, wrist wraps, or any other device, then there is a part of your body that is not strong enough to lift that weight; hence, YOU are not strong enough to lift that weight.
Also, I don’t wear gloves and have calluses on my palms from lifting. In an age when I literally do nothing that could give me a callus other than wearing a new pair of dress shoes (my grandfather just called me gay from the grave), it feels pretty good when a girl says, “Why are your hands like this?” And I get to take my voice two octaves down and respond, “It’s just the gym babe” and then my callused hands feel the brisk shiver of her newly wet V."
Für das Level of Gayness, beim Autofahren Handschuhe zu tragen, fehlt auf der nach oben offenen Skala die Marke!
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Zum Thema Handschuhe im Kraftraum ein kleiner Auszug aus '9 Ways to Embarrass Yourself at the Gym':
"Wear Gloves
I had a High School football coach who used to tear off the pad people put on the bar for squats and yell, “We don’t use tampons!” I can’t imagine what he would do to the Gloves Guys. Maybe he’d rip the gloves off of their hands, or perhaps he’d just rip the hands off of their wrists entirely. Or maybe he wouldn’t do any of those things because he’s in jail now for hitting a student who said he had asthma. But, Coach Myers was always right (asthma is a fake disease, like periods).
Are you a hand model? Or is it that you believe gloves give you enough grip to hold heavy weights? That speaks to a much larger problem with people at the gym: if you need gloves, a weight belt, wrist wraps, or any other device, then there is a part of your body that is not strong enough to lift that weight; hence, YOU are not strong enough to lift that weight.
Also, I don’t wear gloves and have calluses on my palms from lifting. In an age when I literally do nothing that could give me a callus other than wearing a new pair of dress shoes (my grandfather just called me gay from the grave), it feels pretty good when a girl says, “Why are your hands like this?” And I get to take my voice two octaves down and respond, “It’s just the gym babe” and then my callused hands feel the brisk shiver of her newly wet V."
Für das Level of Gayness, beim Autofahren Handschuhe zu tragen, fehlt auf der nach oben offenen Skala die Marke!
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